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Fry Sauce: A mixture of ketchup and mayonaise for dipping french fries (Freedom Fries at U.S. Congress Commisary). Created by a regional burger joint, Artic Circle in the 1960 with most locations in Utah and Idaho.
Became a regional mainstay of almost all fast food resturants and home in Utah and Idaho.
Utahn: "I want fry sauce, not ketchup, with my order"
Zitfaced Order Taker in Utah : "Do you want fry sauce with that?"
Out of State Customer: "What? What the hell is fry sauce?"
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The concoction that occurs when a man mixes his seminal fluids with a woman's menstrual juices.
Bro, "Dude I heard you got your red wings!"
Other bro, "Yeah man! We made some fry sauce!"
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When, during anal sex, the blood produced from an anal fissure mixes with a man's semen.
OMG. I was going AT IT last night with Bryan, but when we tried anal there was too much fry sauce.
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A condiment for fries. 2 parts mayo, 1 part ketchup. Sold in fast food places in Utah, not really anywhere outside of UT.
*In Utah*
Ordering at 5 guys : Can I get some fry sauce?
Order taker : Of course
*outside of Utah*
Customer: Can I get some fry sauce?
Order taker: Fry sauce??? Some ketchup?
Customer: What?? No! Some fry sauce, not ketchup!
Order taker: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
Customer: Fry! Sauce! For the fries!
Order taker: Sorry, we don't have that sauce, we have ketchup, ranch, mayo, mustard, BBQ sauce, and buffalo sauce if you want one of those.
Utah fry sauce (also "fry sauce") is a mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup in a 2:1 ratio generally meant for dipping french fries and onion rings, although it can be put on hamburgers. It is attributed to the Utah-based fast-food chain Arctic Circle ca. 1948. However, it also resembles a simplified version of pre-existing Thousand Island dressing. According to Wikipedia, similar sauces are widely known elsewhere, including "mayoketchup" in Puerto Rico, "Burger Sauce," "Pink Sauce" (also "Salsa Rosada" in S. American countries), even "Cockteilsauce."
Provo drive-through loudspeaker: "Would you like _eye _oss with that, Sir?"
Out-of-town customer: "What?"
Loudspeaker: "Utah fry sauce, Sir? Or maybe you'd prefer ketchup? ... Or both?"
Out-of-town customer: "That's fine, thanks."
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When a homosexual becomes so enthusiastic in giving his boyfriend a handjob he causes the pitcher to ejaculate bloody semen, resembling fry sauce in color and consistency.
Oh man, that cherry pudding looks like Fletcher's Fry Sauce!
Yeah, and it tastes like it too!
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When a man's semen has blood in it, and it is mixed together into a fry sauce like substance.
Note: Only applies to blood that was present in the semen at ejaculation.
Doctor, I think something is wrong. Last night my wife showed me some Devil's Fry Sauce after we made love.