Fryer tuck

When one shits ones pants in an official setting

. Wedding

. Bar mitzvah
. Ashes test series

Bryan you will never guess what happened to Nigel at his daughter’s wedding.

He did a fryer tuck in a rented suit

fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol