FSA

Free Shit Army. Refers to the truly amazing number of people who will show up out of nowhere if something is being given away for free. Often but not exclusively refers to those getting their free shit from other people by way of government.

The FSA open-spigot federal spending game has been covering up a now-compounded 30% decline in GDP and when that spigot is dialed back, even a bit, you'll see recognition of what has really happened with a vengeance.

239👍 42👎

FSA

A stupid test that happens to take place in Hell(Florida).

*Slams desk* Whyyyyyyyy I have to take an FSA test tomorrow and the day after.

11👍 3👎

FSA

Future Slut of America:
Used to define a girl who is young but dresses like a slut. Started seeing them when Britney Spears came out.
Syn: JoJo or Chicks on Disney

Senior: Damn man, your sister looks hott in that halter top.
Friend: Dude she's in the 8th grade.
Senior: Oh, I guess she's just another FSA.
Friend: Yeah, my mom probably shouldn't let her go out like that.

70👍 40👎

FSA

Florida stupid asesmint a test in Florida that lasts more than 2 periods

I’m taking an FSA

9👍 3👎

FSA

1)noun(Proper)Future Scientists of America. An elite organization of students clad in bright red FSA T-shirts who, according to their overlord Mr. Nakaue, are destined to rule the future world of Science.
2)interjection. Used to express enthusiasm for either success of failure in anything vaguely related to science.
3)verb. A codeword referring to the act of stalking.

1) "In this room are the Future Scientists of America."
2)Teacher: "...And Woodbridge did not win any medals at the CA State Science Fair."
Students: "FSA, bitch!"
3)"We should totally FSA tonight."

40👍 27👎

FSA

Florida standard assessment. The fucking impossible test that no one passes p.s you need 2 pass in order to get a diploma. So much 4 Fcat

30% of Hillsborough County students passed the reading FSA.

6👍 2👎

FSA

Financial Services Authority (UK)

Originally set up too late to protect the public from financial scandals, it now exists to gradually corode financial services in the UK. The favoured mechanism is by writing nonsensical rule books that go round in circles in the language of a 17th century lawlord on steroids. Also, rules that are "Principal Based" so that they can catch you out on anything they haven't written an actual rule for (yet). The FSA is the chocolate beard in the otherwise pristine washroom of British Financial Services. It will take UK Financial Services down the same road as our car industry has gone - India and China.

"Have we got enough money money for our Chrismas Party Tarquin"

"Oh yes - but we'll fine a few more firms first, so we can each go in a new Porsche and flush our wee-wees away with Champagne"

FSA - Financial Strangulation Authority

15👍 13👎