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When it's really fucking cold.
Chicago in January can be fuck cold.
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1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm
1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...
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When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.
"MAN, ITS.. (PAUSE)...FUCKING COLD"
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State of the weather when it is so cold that the only way left to warm oneself is to have sex
Jack said to David, "Since it was fucking cold last night, my wife finally agreed to have sex with me."
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Sexual intercourse without any emotional connection.
One night stand sex
Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another
Scenario;
cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated
Female
"hey, what about me"?
Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck
"finish yourself off then call a taxi"!
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When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.
Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.
I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.
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