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1) Someone who while having sexual intercourse thinks they are a dragon, and or, imitates one.
2) Someone who wears a dragon costume/outfit during sexual intercourse.
3) Someone who claims their partner as a part of their hoard and will only have sex with them if they are covered in gold, aka their loot
Beth: Oh my god. Brad was being a total fuck dragon! He wore a dragon costume to bed, and said he would only fuck me if I painted my body gold, and when he came he screamed out loud. But the worst was him flapping his arms and trying to fly away after it all.
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1.) A Slag
2.) Individual lacking in moral fiber
3.) Individual who enjoys sleeping around
So Doyle, I hear the ol' fuck dragon is not giving you the pink slide anymore.
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That fucking dragon is a boss in the half way point during the game commonly known as cuphead
Now this CUNT you watch out for mate he will straight up fuck you while you're on the fuckin clouds
Salty boi:that fucking dragon just shreked me
Dark souls veteran: git gud casual trash
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After putting on the condom,you proceed by by pouring hot sauce all over it then face fucking your partner til the breath fire
When watching game of thrones I sometimes like to Dragon Fuck my wife
"Hey have you heard of the dragon fuck?"
"No what is that?"
"One Dick, Two Holes"
"I don't get it"
"Then don't worry about it"
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An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.
Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
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