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The secretions of a good fuck session

After Herb and Beatris finished 69ing, they had made some good fuck honey.

by SwoleCole January 12, 2016

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fuck-me-honey

a quality (or trait) of a person that plays on a person's sexual sences. Lately this trait has been used and exploited extensively to cause viewers (usually male) to "think with their dicks" instead of their brains.

1. believe it or not, I was doing research for a college arts class paper and I was paging thru some old back copies of Rolling Stone magazine. A female journalist described Keith Richards as the "brilliant Rolling Stones guitarist" who sings a tune lead (once in a blue moon) with a "fuck-me-honey" voice. Yeah, that's right.(!)

2. Look at the lousy "diva" stars of the past number of years. Look at the female TV news reporters. Notice how stupid and empty-headed they are. Then look at the hatemonger Ann Coulter and the idiotic Susan Palin. Read the comments and blogs:
MILF, VPILF, GILF, oh WTF, hot for teacher, cougar, "I'd do her!", "I'd hit her!", and all that shit. It seems that if a female has good looks and that fuck-me-honey air to her then she is a STAR, a celebrity, a sensation. No good heart and no brains needed. However, Susan Palin didn't get to be Vice-President this year, did she? RATS!!!!! ; ) People were thinking with their ding dongs but that formula didn't work this time around.
Now who's slamming McCain because her fuck-me-honey aura didn't get her where she wanted. Shut up. Go away. Is this a sign? Could the tide be turning at last? We can hope...

3.
There's a bubble-headed bleach blonde, comes on at five

She can tell ya about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry...

DON HENLEY


4. At the beginning of one of the Porky's movies there is a neon sign animation where a sow pig lifts up her skirt and a male pig goes gaga on her. What's that spell?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009

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honey fucking

Honey fucking: When you take a jar of honey and have hot and sticky sex with it.

Acceptable alternatives are: honey fuck, honey fucked, fucking honey, and "dicky in the sticky".

Dude 1: Hey, guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: You fucked a jar of honey?
Dude 1: How did you know that I committed honey fucking?
Dude 2: There's a swarm of bees around your crotch.

by GreyPotato March 16, 2016


Honey Fuck

When a man has sexual intercourse with an exotic asian covered in honey and or any other sticky substance...

Man, I need a good honey fuck in this math class!

by Brenden S. August 31, 2006

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Fuck Bitches, Get Honey

A phrase popularized by Winnie the Pooh, from the popular children's book by A. A. Milne.

Tigger: Hey Pooh, Kanga's looking hot and bothered down by the stream.

Pooh: Fuck bitches, get honey

by JesseLikesFood July 3, 2011

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