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When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy
Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.
The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day
Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
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