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fuckmas

What Disney and all other "child" orientated businesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'

At Eurodisney
DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 29, 2009

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fuckma

FUCK MY ASS

Lil dicky wanted to fuckma

by LiLdrooppy July 25, 2018

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fuckma

when you want to say fuck and grandma at the same time so you just say it in one word

Dammit I got lost on my way to fuckma's

by DDistrict November 22, 2024