fuck mattress

A random mattress in the woods where you take chicks you don't want anyone else to see.

Darren took Shanna to the ol fuck mattress tonight.

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Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude