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The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.
Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!
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"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
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V. To exceed the necessary effort required to complete a task, resulting in damage or malfunction.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.
1. I was tightening a bolt, and to be certain it was good and tight I torqued it a bit extra and I muscle-fucked it. I snapped the head off the bolt.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.
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1.To tighten the top of a can bottle or screw something so tightly the grooves are stripped and insuring noone else is able to open said item. this action implies sexual frustration.
you: Ay man fuck are you doing?
your friend: trying to open this bottle of soda
You: why your eyes gotta bug out like that
your friend: Man somebody muscle fucked the shit outa this.
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When someone doesn't have access to proper loading tools such as a loader or skid steer and is forced to unload heavy items by hand.
" There wasn't a loader available at the time , so we ended up having to MUSCLE FUCK the rest of the sod rolls by hand."
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Boobfucking. The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and using the friction of her cleavage to achieve orgasm.
I wish he was interested in me in a more holistic way, but the way he looks at my D cups I know all he wants is Hawaiian Muscle Fucking.
She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
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The girl needs to be flat on her back, with her chin touching her chest. She holds her mouth open while pressing her tits together as hard as she can. The guy fucks her tits and mouth at the same time.
I took that girl home from the bar last night, and she let me hungarian muscle fuck her.
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