it Means you are in disbelief. something like What the fuck.
FUCK MY COUCH. I FOUND 10 dollars
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To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.
Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.
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The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender
( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!