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"Fuck on my dick" is a term used when you want to sound like a fucking G who claps bitches cheeks on the daily. This can also be used when your homie is down and you need to cheer him up.
"Franklin you bitch, i got fuck on my dick"
"Yo homie, it'll be all good. Fuck Jessica, you need some fuck on your dick'
Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".
This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.
True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
Masculine Form - Contemporary
Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Masculine Form - Traditional
Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Feminine Form
Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
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(exclamation) A phrase uttered when:
- being pissed off
- getting confused
- getting screwed over (see to jew)
- being overcome with Tourette's Syndrome
"Dude, your mom just gave me a suck job!"
"AH, FUCK MY DICK!"
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when you watch one man one screwdriver
while you are watching it i said fuck my dick
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Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.
"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."
Are you serious?
Are you joking?
Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!
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an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.
can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"
*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"
gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
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