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1. A woman to whom you have no emotional attachment to, but fuck retarded on a regular basis
2. a large cock
Damn dude you fuck post is real fuckn' ugly, but w/e
jan marvaled at jhon's huge fuck post
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A term referring to the awkward, somewhat rigid gait/walk that one often exhibits after having engaged in rampant/marathon sex.
It is generally considered to be painful, yet a symbol of satisfaction and pleasure.
Sarah was walking around like she had been riding a horse for 3 days straight, but it was really just a bad case of the post fuck strut.
Tom and I fucked so hard last week that my vagina became terribly chafed and I had the post fuck strut for days!
Note: The post fuck strut is frequently associated with the "post fuck strut and smile" wherein although one is in pain they are smiling because it was all so worth it.
After having some extreme fuck session you and your partner will experience a deep sensation of romantic love cuz that sex was just so damn good son. It is during this process that both you and your partner will be too physically drained of energy and pussy/sausage juice that neither of you could start up that sexual drive. The end result is the Post Fuck Cuddle where both of you just end up spooning after some hot pussy and dick interaction.
"Hey bro how did that date go?"
"Me and that fuego babe had some hot pussy and dick interaction then ended with a good Post Fuck Cuddle
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The extreme hunger you experience right after a fuck session. Also known/abbreviated as PFM.
"Man, that was a hardcore fuck sesh, I have a wicked case of the post-fuck munchies. You want pizza?"
the "fuck you" spoken after the initial physical retaliation
hater: "you fucking douchebag"
player: (bitch slaps the hater in the face) "post fuck you!"
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No one cares, it’s not true and it’s full of dogs nuts. Thank you in advance
“Can everyone stop fucking posting these” no one cares