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When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.
"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"
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A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.
Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow
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why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.
why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.
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an aggressive description the meaning of life
person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: a fucking potato
Meaning “raw” as in retarded and “potato” as in person. The term therefore implying someone as a “retarded vegetable”
Coming back from a conversation with a stupid person and telling your mates “fuck that potato’s raw” meaning he is a extremely dumb person.
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