fuck tax

1. A high tax (s) that is taken out of your paycheck by the government that significantly reduces your net pay

2. The tax a man gets by the government when he fathers an illegitimate child. Also known as child support

"Shit, I got the fuck tax this week!" John said.

"Man I got that fuck tax coming out each pay- if only I wrapped my shit."

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Fuck You Tax

A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, "Fuck You, Pay it."

£1.50 'Booking fee' on my cinema tickets - that's just a 'Fuck You tax'!

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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.