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When you can't handle wasting your time on your computer anymore, you first yell this phrase, and then proceed to put your ding-dong inside your computer, thinking that you're solving the world's problems.
Man, that's it! Fuck the Internet! I'll show you! (ding-dong gets inserted)
(Two months later) Where did I get nut cancer from?
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Fuck the Internet is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser beer and Red Bull energy drink.
To mix the drink, drop one standard shot of Red Bull into a glass of Budweiser beer. Immediately chug!
Person 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't find any mixed drinks with beer and Red Bull"
Person 2: "Dude, thats bullshit. Fuck the internet"
Person 1: "Good thinking! We'll make the drink up and call it "Fuck the Internet" and add it to UrbanDictionary"
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Scott lee is the fucking internet and you cannot prove him wrong.
I am the fucking internet. -Scott Lee
When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"