fuck and dump

Fuck and Dump:

after a night of sex with a one night stand, you drive to the store to "pick up something to drink." send the person in and take off while they are inside.

Guy One: hey what happened to that chick you were with at the club?

Guy Two: fuck and dump bro..

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Fuck n' Dump

Self explanatory. After having engaged in sexual intercourse and/or activity, either one or both of the individuals come to an ultimatum in which they terminate the relationship that had brought them to such a level of intimacy. Basically, one of the bastards gets cold feet and walks out on that other bitch's ass.

See Bill run. See Bill run over to Suzy's place for a booty call. See Bill turn into a pussy and give Suzy the good old Fuck n' Dump.

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fuck-buddy dumped

when the person youve been screwing, not dating, says you two shouldnt fuck anymore.

sheila- "girl, i got fuck-buddy dumped last night."
addie-"huh?"
sheila- " my fuck-buddy said we couldnt fuck anymore."

fuck buddy i.e friend with benefits

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fuck this dump

When you’ve finally had it with a place that really sucks.

Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump”

Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.