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FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.
Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...
For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!
Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!
So nice!
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Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.
"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"
The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.
I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?
There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
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I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
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Have you not heard of fucktimism?
On the 19th of November 2018, a bloke named Tim declared the ‘On the tools’ facebook group a waste of space. This ignited a hate campaign against Tim, a campaign which tested the boundaries of the tradesmens’ computer and mobile knowhow, as well as photoshop skills. Tim has not been seen since
*any irrelevant post about literally anything*
On the tools members: #fucktim
Fucking + oldtimer =fucktimer; a clueless slow old irratating person who has no idea they are impeading traffic
"get out of the way you stupid fucktimer!"
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is a victim of a sexually motivated crime eq. rape
Some of the czech women's desires are being a fucktim and not noticing this at the same time
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