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1) When one feels as though they are in a consistent state of distraction and cognition is constantly fucked up.
2) To have had extremely pleasurable and electrifying sex, in the past-tense, where intense thrusting was involved.
1) I can't find my keys, and I just baked a pizza with the cardboard; I'm a total fuck wreck today.
2) Kelli was so stressed out until Elliott showed up and fuck wrecked her.
It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
1) A phrase that is used to say don't mess with things you don't know about
2) It also means "Fuck life the worst that can happend is I die"
It may be dangerous to do this *sigh* well fuck shit, get wrecked bitch.
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