fuck you, me

What I keep thinking over and over ‘till I’m out of my mind.

I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”

I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!

fuck you pay me

Reply to a dispute of debt. Common gangsta mantra. Meant to express the non-negotiability of debt.

"The place burned down? Fuck you pay me. Lightning struck? Fuck you, pay me. Slow business? Fuck you, pay me." -Ray Liotta, Goodfellas

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Fuck you pay me

Response by an investment banking employee in response to a compliment from a superior. This is meant to convey that you are working for money not because you enjoy the meaningless analysis you do.

Superior: That was great work you did on this project
Junior Person: Fuck you pay me

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You fuck with me, you stuck with me

When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.

Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"

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Are you fucking with me

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me

Are you fucking me?

1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'

Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.

2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.

1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"

2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"

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Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

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