GUY: LETS FUCK
GIRL: DONT TALK TO ME ANYMORE AND NO
GUY: BUT ITS NATIONAL FUCK YOUR EX DAY
GIRL:OKAY LETS DO IT
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Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!
National fuck your ex day June 18
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March 23rd
National fuck your ex day.
It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”
Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”
Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?
On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?
Girl: Your my ex!
Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.
Girl : I mean you do give good dick.
Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!
on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??