Fucked by bears

About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.

Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"

Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?

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fuck bear

A bear who steals innocent bystanders picnic baskets.

Yogi is back at it again, being a fuck bear.

Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.

... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!

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fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.

July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?