being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
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see shithoused
really really drunk
Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!
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1- Excessively Drunk or Inebriated.
2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."
3-Nothing can stop me drunk
At this point I am fucked-in-half drunk, and want to sleep with basically anything with a vagina.
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Describes a woman's body from the waist down. This is where the vagina is located, hence the term "fuck half". Usually referred to when a woman has an excellent waist to hip ratio, i.e. a tiny waist, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round juicy bubble butt.
"Damn! Did you see the fuck half on that broad?"
"Hell yah! She had that proper thickness!"
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When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"
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An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.
Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.
Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me