fucked the nanny

made a stupid mistake, or a great blunder

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?

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Fuck Nanny

A young generation fertile female that hooks up with a male, usually older and poor, has one or more kids with him or another male on the down low and has a low paying job that causes her to be a fuck buddy babysitter.

My old lady is my fuck nanny.