fuckedzone

(n) Sort of a higher parallel to the friendzone.

This will generally happen when friends with benefits stop being beneficial and sometimes between ex-partners. One of the people does not want to associate with you for different reasons i.e. they have seen you naked and can’t see past that, they developed strong feelings for you or they don’t have feelings for you anymore, they just plain don’t like your sex game, etc. Instead of staying as your friend and just as friends, they don’t want to talk to you again. You lose the person you were shagging AND you lose a friend.

Hence, you’re fucked.

Person 1: Can we at least get some junk food and talk about this?

Person 2: No I really don’t want to drag this out. You give horrible blowjobs and now this feels weird to go back to friends.

Person 1: I guess I’m in the fuckedzone then.