fucking kill

When Steve Ballmer killes, or vowes to kill someone.

To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.

I'm going to fucking bury that guy. I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google. *Throws chair*
-- Steve Ballmer

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I’ll fucking kill ya

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt

Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya

Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.

Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.

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i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

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i'm going to fucking kill you

when kill

"i'm going to fucking kill you" - slendermens

i wanna fucking kill myself

i dont like life :(

Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself

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im gonna fucking kill somebody disease

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long

Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE