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An insult for someone that is an idiot.
"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."
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What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.
Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...
That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.
That's fucking eggs on toast mate
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when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.
See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"
Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."
John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"
John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
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An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.
Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.
Me: oh, fuck an egg.
Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.
Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!
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