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sexually aroused to the point of feeling your sexual organs will explode
Diana, those morning videos have got me so fucking horny.
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When you’re so fucking horny that you want to fuck your gf so hard in any position possible within 30 seconds.
Babe I’m so unbelievably fucking horny I could fuck you in missionary.
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When you a shit so bad but you are also sooooooo horny that you shit in your sock, shove it up your ass and then use it as a sock again.
Bro... I really needed that fucking horny charlie earlier
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when a girl's vagina is wet and has wetness all over it and the guys penis touches her vagina. and then because of the wetness it slides in. they are both horny. they are both moving their bodies in a fucking matter. fuck yeah
see above you horny fucking ass holes
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Horny fuck means being angry at a horny person. It is a way to show your anger, horny means sexually attracted to something and fuck means annyoing shit
Man: im gay
Woman: horny fuck
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Is what you will be after you've read this.
Olivia was at the mall when she saw Tyler, her boyfriend. He was looking very hot witch made Olivia horny...she decided to go and sneak up behind him and say: "Tyler, I'm hella horny." This was all she needed too say for him too start too get hard. "Let's go then" he said grabbing her hand and walking out of the mall with her. As they drove to her house, she gave him an excellent hand job. When they got there, they ran into the house and started to strip. "Wait, before we go in my room, there's something I wanna tell you," she said looking concerned. "What is it?" Tyler said sounding worried "the thing is, well...I GOT A POLE OFF AMAZON!" she said throwing the door open to revel a 12ft pole in the middle of the room. Tyler's face lit up with the thought of his girlfriend naked on a pole just for him. "Come on...I'm going to the pole nowww" she said as she removeed her bra and thong, Tyler, who was now on his way to her bed remembered not to take his eyes off her for one second. Olivia was on her brand new pole dancing with a lot of ass and tit jiggles went up, down, and all around the pole then made her way to Tyler who's dick was already hard and erect. "What's this?"
Come back for part 2
Person 1" Hey, check out that girl over there. I bet she's got a high body count"
Person 2"The fu- your horny"
Person 1"Yup!"
Person 2 "horny fuck"
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