Fucking Hour

A division of time in which an hour feels longer than expected, so named due to time flying by when you are fucking.

It was a fucking hour before he came.

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fuck hour

1.) a unit of time equating to the average fuck time
2.) the time when your partner plans ahead for sex

"Heading to lunch. Be back in a fuck hour or so"
"Babe, it's almost time for our fuck hour"

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fucking hour

A fucking hour is a fraction of time shorter than an actual hour. You know its like when a dude thought that he was fucking for an hour but it was like ten minutes, thats a fucking hour.

"We went across town for some food, I swear it felt like a fucking hour but was really just 20 minutes"

Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!

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Man of the Fucking Hour

The person that is in the absolute center of attention and it needs to be known to all by emphasizing how important he is.

John: "Hey man, just finished my date"
Zach: "Well, would ya look at that, the man of the FUCKING hour."
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fuck boi hour

This is the time when fuck boi mostly strike on women, usually starting around midnight throughout the whole night and early mornings. Fuck boi usually strike around weekends more than weekdays.

Alex: wyd tonight

Friend: I’m bout be get hoes during fuck boi hour

Alex: cool that’s tonight

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The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

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