fuckty

An unorthordox looking caucasian female, An unattractive white girl

I went to starbucks with the intention of jamming a bunty, but instead saw a fuckty

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whoopty fuckty doo

A way to say "whoopty doo" but with the word "fuck" in it

Whoopty fuckty doo

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Humpty Fuckty

The act of having a poo (Humpty) while also having a sexual intercourse (Fuckty).

Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.

Have we got time for a quick humpty fuckty. before boarding? Really don't want to be late for Portugal but can kill 2 birds with 1 stone…