fuctor

A factor that fucks something up, or a negative factor.

Baking bread has a lot of fuctors: the measurements, the water temperature, the kneading process...
Not sure why the baby didn't sleep last night; too many fuctors.

Fuctoring

Originally coined by software developers, fuctoring has broad business applicability. Fuctoring is the process of adding unnecessary complexity or byzantine logic and process to fight your inevitable career obsolescence. Fuctoring ensures the bulk of your work output is not usable by others in your absence.

"I know I could do this simply, but a little well-planned fuctoring will make it much harder for them to fire me."