Full Uniform

Anyone who assumes the "look" of whatever social group they are trying to fit into is said to be in full uniform.

Let's see ... baseball cap, goatee, Fu Manchu 'stache, shaved head, muscle shirt without any muscle, tattoos, potbelly, baggy overlong "shorts" year-round and, oh yeah, the final touch - the cigarette and the fixed stare ... looks like I'm all set for Wal-Mart. Fire up the pickup, mama, this dude's in full uniform!

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Full Uniform Wanker

Someone seen outside their normal work environment wearing their full uniform. Example - a Prison Officer spotted in a shop openly wearing their epaulettes and with key chain swinging freely. Does not apply to anyone who at least makes an effort to disguise their uniform eg by wearing a civilian coat.

I was in ALDI this afternoon and saw a Full Uniform Wanker doing their shopping. And they’re not even on duty til nine tonight.