fumbler brah

A name often used to describe a stereotypical “crypto bro”.

Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.

While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.

Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.

“If you’re a guy, and you love your image SO much, does that make a fumbler brah homosexual”

“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”

“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”