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N. a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. A bumbling idiot.
Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:
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an aggressive-alternative to bamboozled
or an alternative word for fucked.
Guy 1 - Shit, i got fumperdinked by my mum with a cock.
Guy 2 - well i got fumperdinked by my Date, she put roofies into my drink
Guy 3 - tf is a fumperdinked you autistic fuck?
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No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.
“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”
A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.