Function Junction

The Function Junction is a chain of sex shops and porta-brothels located in municipalities in 43 US States, Mexico and Canada. Their tag line is "Function Junction Your Number One Spot for Fucktion Suction."

Hey Bill wanna head down to The Function Junction
How'd ya know I was in the mood for some Fucktion Suction

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function junction

U.S. Navy expression referring to the conjugal act. i.e. the place where the genitalia engage.

last friday night my girlfriend and I took a ride to function junction.

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unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

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