fundraising terrorist

a person involved in a fundraiser who continuously hounds his or her friends and family until they have successfully convinced them to donate their money. this continues until those involved refuse to leave their homes or answer their phones in fear of more financial loss.

friend 1: "dude, you haven't left your house in 3 days"
friend 2: "i can't risk going outside. there's a fundraising terrorist on the loose, and i don't get paid for another week."

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