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An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.
Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.
Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!
Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!
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All dressed in black or mostly in black, from head to toe. Not because of an actual funeral but because you just love the color that much.
Maaan, my style is straight funeral!
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A very sad ceremony if dead person was your friend. It's something really unbelievable. Some says it's pointless but if you want to be with your friend untill the last minute it's very important to be there.
Funeral is the ceremony filled with real pain and fake sympathy.
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A traditional grieving ceremony in which the family of the deceased mourns the loss of a $5,000 casket.
Billy, I know grandpa was a Nazi, but make sure no one else knows that at his funeral.
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Two of the worst things combined: church and death.
Person 1: Aw man I had to go to a funeral the other day...church AND death.
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When the friends, loved ones and acquaintances of a deceased person congregate around a coffin to bury the cadaver under dirt and white lies.
"Instead of a funeral, I'd like to be cremated with the intention of having my ashes preserved in a snow globe."
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