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To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa
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The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.
He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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funky kong is the best character, how tf has he never been in another game?
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Full name: Funky Uranus Congo Kong (F.U.C.K.)
The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.
Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.
That guy cheated! He summoned 15 blue shells while he was Funky Kong!
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Doesn't abide by the rules, opting to use an F1 engine in a kart race.
However, he's emotionally intelligent, helping out his main monkeys in times of need.
Funky Kong just lapped you. A second time.
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The best character in Mario Kart Wii
How come there's 11 other Funky Kong's when I join an online room?
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An OP little bitch in Mario Kart Wii
Guy 1: Just got my ass beat by a Funky Kong.
Guy 2: Ok but what's new?
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