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Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.
"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."
the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
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Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.
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The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.
After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.
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a woman's pussy that smell bad.
when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.
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A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.
GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
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Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.
"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"
"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"
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