The effects of illicit drug use. A glazed look, often accompanied by tears and redness. The afflicted can often appear unsteady and suspiciously happy.
I'm not going to insert city/town/street, there's funny eyes.
An old timer saying... especially in the south, meaning a person with cute eyes. Such as blue, hazel, green. Any color besides the normal brown and black eyes.
That guy with the funny eyes has been trying to holla at me all night!