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future past

What you thought the future would be like in the past. Sometim

Guy: I thought my life would be better at this point..
Dude: You've failed your future past V.V

by futurepastboots April 15, 2010

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Days-Of-Future-Pasting

When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.

Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).

"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."

by ByteBasher May 7, 2015


Pseudopredictive future-past

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.

"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.

by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011

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past future

The past future is a time where there are dinosaurs with robot arms.

Ex: What is the past future?

by Doodlerzs August 17, 2014

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