blue-veined junket pumper
boner
cock
dick
dipstick
dong
doughnut holder
firm worm
hard on
John Thomas
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
pee-pee
percy
piece of pork
pink oboe
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pussy plunger
rod
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
trouser trout
wee-wee
wife's best friend
willy
woody
PENIS
Please do not put your fuzzy no no on my face.
18๐ 11๐
Custard chucker, one-eyed monster, pussy pounder, salty yogurt slinger, one-eyed purple headed cunt commanding pork stick
6๐ 8๐
wedding tackle (British orig.)
tuna spoon
puking banana
my new watch
purple porpose
dipstick
ol' boy
hiding hotdog
poon plunger
1๐ 5๐