gayfl

a sport played in melbourne, a poor excuse of a city which is a copy of sydney, its main game is gayfl (afl) which hardly constitutes as football compared to league, union and american rules where there are tackles and real men.
poofs running around in singlets fumbling their balls all the time calling for marks so they dont get tackled and wreck their nice hair.

not to mention that the sadest part about this sport is the fact melbourne teams havent won a premiership in like 6 years.

im gonna root for my team in the gayfl once u took ur penis out of my ass.

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gayfl

A term used by dumb fuck Rugby League fans from QLD and NSW to show their disapproval of AFL. With this approach, it is believed that the NRL is superior because its a tougher game. You'll often find that this stems from loser mentality, as Victorians either get around the Storm and enjoy the NRL or don't pay it any attention at all. To add salt to the wound, NRL crowd attendances are laughably low in comparison to AFL. These dipshits are too busy trying to shit on another code instead of supporting their teams live. They can't even show up. In comparison, some regular season AFL games match crowd attendances for State of Origin, (which NSW still don't get and Andrew Johns is a fucking sook). They also hate the Storm with a passion, because they're a successful team in a non-rugby league state. Enjoy supporting your beloved Roosters or Broncos from the same couch you watch Home and Away on every night you sad cunts.

"It'S BeTTer To wAtCh oN Tv aNyWay"

"You're from Melbourne? You like gayfl do ya?"

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gayfle

gay + biffle

1) two (sometimes more) gay people of either gender who are best friends
2) a gay person who is the best friend of a straight person

Jordan (lesbian): "Hey, you guys you wanna go shoe shopping later?"
Sara (straight): "Of course Patrick wants to, he's gay!"
Patrick (gay): "Yeah, we're totally gayfles like that."

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GayFL

GayFL is a bullshit excuse of a sport. Unlike the true Australian national sport, NRL, GayFL is played by complete fuckin' dickheads.

Pussy: "Hey i'm off to play AFL"

Real man: "You mean GayFL, play a real sport, bitch, like NRL"

*Real man proceeds to curb-stomp Pussy*

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