gamer fuel

It is also known as Mtn. Dew. Once you drink it you will have super powers to dominate the game you are playing. This along with Doritos will make you extremely powerful.

" Darn it I'm terrible at doing 360 no-scopes, just get some GAMER FUEL and you will be extremely powerful and will be able to r3kt those n00bs.

Gamer Fuel Surprise

When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.

Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.

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