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When playing a video game and you leave to take an extraordinarily fast shit. You squeeze as hard as you can to expel your shit as fast as you can to get back to your game with little time wasted.
“Hold on I’ll be right back. Gotta go take a phat gamer shit.”
Recently discovered medical theory shows certain individuals are just born with this syndrome where they lack the hand to eye coordination to effectively and efficiently play games or lack the IQ required to play tactical games.
A serious syndrome with no cure till this date,
Also noting quite prevalent among Somali males.
He shows many symptoms of SGS.
I'm sorry to hear you have shit gamer syndrome.