1) a person who has very strong hobbit traits. usually found in little caves and caverns in the craig, co area.
2) a person who has an enlarged buttocks area. commonly reffered to them as a J-Lo or ghetto ass.
3) a person who lives by: mud, slingin and tires. but knows nothin about either.
1) hey u look like a gannon.
2) that must be a gannon hobbit.
3) dang check out that fine chicky gannon. thats one fine ass.
he is the most amazing guy. he is loving and caring. everyone wants to be his friend or more ;) because he’s amazing. he’s so modest and hot as hell. he could get any girl he wants, but doesn’t because he isn’t a fuck boy and waits for the right person. he is so full of love and conpassion. and is amazing. everyone deserves a gannon, but sadly there isn’t enough of them for everyone.
Do you know Gannon?
No, I wish I did!!
I know right!! He’s amazing!!
Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.
Did you see the Gannon on that guy?
Unusually amazing individual who could be a lady killer if he knew where to find kick-ass ladyz.
Wow, look at that guy hitting on Gwyneth Paltrow! He's such a Gannon!
"Pegging" by either female, transgender, or self induced while providing a reach around or reaching back around.
He's getting a good gannoning.
pirate ninjas that enjoy the following:
-speaking spanglish (the word 'tortuga' may be thrown around often)
-sarcasm
-being completely BA
-dominating
-being witty and hilarious
A Gannon is also:
incredibly attractive
extremely intelligent
witty
studly
Irish
legendary
the envy of all others
-"Did you see that amazing person?"
-"Yeah...They must be a Gannon"