Garage Dawg

White suburban males who in high school smoked cigarettes in their mom’s garage, listened only to Pearl Jam, and try to recreate their high school glory days by drinking sub-par alcohol, attending too many concerts, puking on strangers at concerts, buying concert posters to decorate their man caves, holding annual men-only gatherings in the desert, and undervalue the women in their lives. While these men are productive members of society with good paying careers, they are still are victims of the “failure to launch” syndrome.

Look at that guy - a PBR in one hand and a perfectly stored concert poster in the other. If he had a third hand he’d grope an unsuspecting chick. Oh no…he just barfed on the girl in front of him. What a garage dawg.