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garbage bin chemical warfare

(n.) A passive aggressive argument between roommates, conducted when both parties continually refuse to take the trash out.

The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.

Lisa: I'm near yours, can I stop by?
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.

by nolandc September 12, 2019