garbage muffin

(n): A spoiled, entitled, bratty child of exceptionally rotten demeanor. Referring to a muffin that should have been discarded.

You should have seen the tantrum that was thrown by a garbage muffin I saw in Safeway!

"I hate you and you're stupid! I want candy, now!", screamed the Garbage Muffin.

Garbage Muffins aren't born, they're made.

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