garden gorilla

a word defining a completely fat douchebag mammal named derek.
also tries to be with people older when really they all wanna kick his ass.
has the gayest laugh ever.
also has a fattyass mangina.

also known as : yardape, porchmonkey, patiochimp, stoopbaboon, rooforangatan

Ryan: Man that faggot Derek is such a garden gorilla.

Rico: That garden gorilla Derek has a peewee shooter.

Stephan: Word.

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Gorilla garden

A female lady garden overgrown and coarse like gorilla hair

As I slid down her body my head was level with her nether region. My god she needed to trim as I coped a mouth full of her gorilla garden